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Torture a cheese sandwich: 2012 internet simulator

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Touch grass for the first time 0 Points

complete the game and get a life

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Edit 02/08/2022: I tried implementing a badge for the ending as like a test thing but I screwed up the loading screen so you can't see the bar and it's all zoomed in. Also there's this bug towards the end that I'm too lazy to fix with the purple woman just don't leave it on the reborn screen for too long basically.

A nice little game where you kill a cheese sandwich in various ways. Nothing more to it.

If the animations are slow, it's not a bug it's because you're playing on a windows xp netbook with 1gb of ram

I have no idea how I came up with this idea, I was listening to a podcast one day and thought: what if I made a game where a sandwich was the main character? And uhh...here we are. This took a month in total, but it was more of an on and off project so it's more like a week.

I'll add more deaths when I can think of more stuff

.SB3 file + assets

It as uploaded to Itch.io first, but I wanted to upload this version on Pico day as it portrays all those old flash games where you kill some random thing (i.e those dummy torturing games me and my brother would play when we were 10 and 8.)

Edit: all the people who caused it to have a 2.33 rating are the same people who criticise Minecraft for having bad graphics. Wait that comparison doesn't work well. You get the point.

But tbh I do the same thing aswell: blam it and run.

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RosieUV responds:

it's really not that great honestly

Bold of you to assume I don't touch grass on a weekly basis

RosieUV responds:

you're on Newgrounds; you haven't touched grass in 3 months.


Credits & Info

2.33 / 5.00

Jun 11, 2022
5:40 AM EDT
  • Pencil2D Animation
  • MediBang Paint Pro
  • TurboWarp Packager
  • Scratch 3