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friday night pooping

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poop in a spiral pattern

this is f*king disgusting

folow me on NG for pokemon facts and trivia

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i'm crying

im crying in happiness my poop is so damn long this friday night pooping is SOOOO gamer i love so much im horny


No sir, no sir, no sir
New Maybach but I ain't got a chauffeur
I'm in it for the bread, put you in a toaster
Ayy, yes sir
Ayy, ayy, got it lil' older, was a young flexer
You know it's a go 'cause bitch, my jacket checker
Pop up one pill but it's a double decker
Dududuh, ayy
Yes sir, I ain't talkin' schools but I'm waitin' on a transfer
Send a pussy boy to meet my ancestors
Pull up on the block, it's hot, flamin' chesters
Ayy, yes sir
I just flew a bitch in from Manchester
They took me to jail, I shoulda smacked the arrestor
Hop out the car flexin' like Silvester
Ayy, ayy
No sir, bitch just pulled up in i8 roaster
Track cost too much, told that bitch "No, sir"
Ain't no fuckin' cryin' on my fuckin' shoulder
Hundred dollar stеak and I don't like the texturе
You can die today, just scratch out yester'
Diamonds on my ring, money like a wrestler
Took away to good, it wasn't a good gesture
Is your whip bullet proof? I'll be the tester
Test that shit out like a damn semester
Walked up in the club, had to change the weather
Put that bitch out, she probably seekin' shelter
They asked me what I want, I said, "I want forever"
Bitch keep callin' the phone, I had to send her an error
Said, "I'm gon' call you back" but I can't remember
I want two bitches who number one contender
Baby, tell me what I can do to make it better
Ice got me shivering and I'm wearin' a sweater
Walkin' on the P's and gettin' G's vector
Chief So will put you on a shirt, yes sir
Ayy, no sir
Back seemin' farther but I'm gettin' closer
He'll kill his momma for a lil' exposure
And he left her body where the fuckin' crows were
Ayy, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes sir, yes sir
Yes sir
She be tryna smoke and everytime I be big worm
Heart cold as heart burn
She tryna see what terms he on then she start talkin' outta term
She tryna give me brain but I can't even learn
Did it while I'm drivin', I can't even turn
Lawyer so good, I bought him a law firm
Everytime he beat the case, well done
Wooh, yes sir
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir
We'll put you on a stretcher
This bitch five thousand, no crying on my sweater
She want some green to buy a purse
That bitch 60 thousands, stupid bitch you got nerve
Sent a couple shots, the last one was back burnt
Ain't learned by now, the dumbass would never learn
I was trappin' and folks decided to commit a murder
Tryna rob a trapper? Stupid bitch don't get murdered
Seen my penmanship on a bitch, you need some cursive
All these niggas be jelly, I think it's perservatives
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir
This shit is real confidential sir
Oh, you puttin' out our business, we gon' come and getchu sir
Have your people tellin' the news that you had potential sir?
You a goofy, you get used like a utensil sir
Get your old ass shot with this new pistol sir
Smokin' dope up in the Telly fuck the incidental sir
And this Lambo' mines, no, it's not rental sir
I'm on my way to get the money 'cause it's essential sir
Talkin' 'bout you can stop me, well, why didn't you sir?
Check my fuckin' facecard, check my credentials sir
I might pull up in a Bentley continental sir
Best shit I ever wrote, this shit monumental sir
But I didn't write that shit, they like why didn't you sir?
How the fuck you havin' all that shit up in you sir?
Got a AK the same height as Kendall sir
I'm a dog so that bitch want my in a kennel sir
Runnin' to you in the club, it's coincidental sir
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes, yes, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir

Great game, I used this to help me shit at night, since shitting at night is spooky! It's also accurate to Friday Night Funkin'! One problem I have with it is that there's no Lemon Demon and no Tricky mod. Other than that, great game. Keep up the good work and I hope to see more in the future!

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2.36 / 5.00

May 9, 2022
12:34 AM EDT