looks stolen, sounds are painful, instruction is lacking

This is the greatest video game ever made. Minecraft? DOOM? They all pale in comparison to this masterpiece. The only time I have seen a game half as good was hunt down the freeman. This games level design is flawless and I for one loved the massive wall of boxes that you have to glitch the game to get past. I really love the choice of including mobile controls on a pc game! I actually was astounded by how amazing the music was. I enjoyed the part where you cant turn it off. It really just makes you FEEL like jack man. Speaking of jack man I love how this game is a metaphor for racism in the 1400s. If you look closely near the end of the level there are rotating spikes. If you think about it, spikes are on spears and spears are what the natives used. This clearly means Christopher Columbus is on a drug fueled assault on the indigenous peoples and you play as him with his distorted views. He would have thought that this place was hellish which explains the music choice. The box walls represent the border between Alabama and China if you really think about it. The spikes are obviously the indigenous peoples but why are they spinning? well I think its because its a metaphor for how racism makes modern civilians heads spin. Overall this game saved my marriage and my children love me again. My job as male stripper hos now been given back to me, and my parents finally respect me! Overall amazing game!

1/10 IGN

Jack man breaks the flow of combat