Want to crash your computer? It's simple! All you have to do is use Winodows 88!
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Report bugs, ask questions, or chill with us on our Discord Server!
See on itch.io: https://theweirdo600.itch.io/winodows-88
See on Scratch: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/567285599/
Are you tired of Windows? Do you think it's... ｂａｄ?
Well, today is your lucky day! Here, have Winodows.
Microosoft™ Winodows 88 has a lot more features than your average Windows computer! Just boot it up and find out.
It is so good that it has over 1k assets (that's why it takes so long to load!
MAC USERS, USE FORKPHORUS IN ORDER TO MAKE TEXT DISPLAY CORRECTLY:
https://forkphorus.github.io/app.html?id=567285599
ANY INSTANCE OF "TheWeirdo600" MEANS "TheWeirdGuy600".
Keep in mind that this is a project made with Scratch and that I switched accounts on that platform.
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Okay, okay. Now for the real stuff.
Winodows 88 is a feature-rich Windows 98 parody with lots of humor and programs (and bugs)! Explore by yourself.
- Over 15+ programs!
- Bug-free!
- Made with Scratch 3.0!
You can use this at any time. However, you must follow these terms of service:
You will accept our products to steal and rob your bank account. You will legally NEVER accept the jokes seen here, figure out where things that I don't own come from, that your ideas will never be implemented, and always understand how the default internet browser is called 'Internet Ex'.
YOU MUSTN'T SELL, STEAL, COMPARE, REMIX WITHOUT CHANGING ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, WRITE IN CAPS, JUMP, BREATHE, ACCEPT THE TERMS, KEEP RECYCLE BIN FULL, REBOOT SYSTEM, BURN COMPUTER EVEN IF THE SYSTEM SAYS IT'S SAFE, MENTION EXTENSIONS FOR INTERNET EX, MODIFY WITH REGEDIT, LOOK AT THE TIME, CLICK 'STRAT', CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO BSOD OR HAVE AN ERROR, AND FINALLY, NO EXISTING.
By accepting all of the above, you will officially be considered a serious god, be reported to the police if you break these, and we will confirm you signed with air.
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WEBSITE:
https://sites.google.com/view/a-weirdos-games/home?authuser=0
BackThePortal responds:
Thanks for the review! :)
The best Windows 98 Parody I've seen so far!
Much better
TheWeirdGuy600 responds:
The game was updated, it should work now. If it doesn't try switching browsers.
Perfection
after trying out of just TWO apps, i no longer want to try other 13+!! the reason is that you have to reload the whole page to boot that "computer" again (after "blue screen of death" or "shut up"). i actually enjoy such type of games for their blue screen and other memes, but this is a deal breaker. also, i would reduce progress timers in the "downgrade center" by HALF- it takes too long to enjoy this meme. i just want to add a tip here... i think i read somewhere, that if your site does not load in 10 seconds, you most probably lost a customer. and you probably can extend it to 30 sec if you add a loading bar, but don't quote me on that- those time estimates might be even shorter. one more thing- initial sound, in my opinion, is too loud!! as for the art- i don't care (i have chips challenge in my steam account).
BackThePortal responds:
Thank you very much for your feedback. At Microosoft we work hard on making the best products for our customers, but we're humans and we make mistakes. Have a nice day! - Alex
TheWeirdGuy600 responds:
Sorry to hear all of that, but this is rated "everyone" so I don't get why you're saying this is +13.