Crappy.
That was horrible. Spend some time on your fucking flash.
I don't think you deserve the rank you have.
Author Comments
I worked hard on this. I'd like to also thank zen for doing some of the background for me.
"woot! all my 5 are belong to this!"-Deryck
...the very zenith of flash...-Quack_Quack
don't press play until it loads!
Below Average
Graphics- The background had me thinking that this might be high-calibur, but the characters and whatnot didnt really move much. Needed more wonderful graphics
Style - There wasn't much there... period.
Sound - Nice background music, that's about all.
Violence - Not much there either. Gunshot, no blood, no... anything, add something witty in after the gunshot mabye?
Interactivity - You can use the NG preloader, they have it available on this site, just dont end up with a play button that looks kind of... uh... M$ Paint, it was kind of odd, because the word "Play" itself couldnt be clicked, it had to be the right corner
Humor - There wasn't any, save for the Speakonia or whatever at the end.. Glocket... Pocket... teehee.
Keep on trying!
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lol
Well it made me laugh :D
Captain-NoBeard responds:
thanks
If there was a six I would have given it to this.
Wow... This is the very peak of flash. There is no better portal entry than this. I highly doubt there ever will be a portal entry better than this. This is the very zenith of flash, a benchmark by which all others should be measured. Don't even bother watching it, just give it a five.