Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

A game about two guys that decided to play soccer, that are both really good at it. Sadly, one guy had an unfair advantage. You're playing as that guy.

HOW DO I WALK???

With the Left + Right arrow keys. Moving left will be slower than moving forward.

HOW DO I KICK THE BALL???

Press space. Lucky for you, you can also kick the opponent, so he doesn't get in your way.

THE OPPONENT IS CONSTANTLY BEATING ME!!!

That's because you aren't kicking him. Kicking him paralyzes him from all kicking for 5 seconds. Be careful.

WHY WON'T THE DASH KEY WORK???

You need to hold it, then hold forward. It will not work with going backwards.

WHAT DOES THE CHICKEN KEY DO???

It paralyzes your enemy by dropping a chicken from the sky. It will only work on it's first use, so hold onto it!

MY GAME JUST RESET!!!

That's because you pressed the play button in the middle of a match. Use the play button to reset everything.

WHAT ARE THE SECRETS???

Can't tell you that, buddy. If I do, They won't be secret anymore.

I Understand If You Find Any Glitches In This Game. If You Do, Sorry, I May Not Be Able To Fix It Right Now.