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*NOTE*
This default difficulty of this game was balanced around the assumption that you are using a mouse. If you are playing with a trackpad and having trouble, you may prefer the easy difficulty setting. The difficulty can be changed after starting the game, just press P to open the pause menu and select a new difficulty.
Thanks a bunch for putting this on the front page!
INFO
I have converted a big chunk of my finite human life span into this video game, which I now present to you.
In the game, you use your psychic orphan powers to murder enemies in the most brutal manner possible. Also, there is cool club music and guns.
I recommend that you play full screen.
CONTROLS
Orphan Controls:
Press P when in-game to open the pause menu. This menu can be used to:
Press R when in-game to reset the current level
Press Left Click to advance dialog
TECHNICAL
I support recent versions (less then two years old) of:
Definitely don't play the game on the non-chromium version of the Edge browser, there is a bug in its implementation of web audio which causes the game to run slower the more you play it.
If you are playing on Opera, turn off mouse gestures, otherwise the control scheme will result in you opening and closing random tabs. Alternatively, you can remove Opera from your computer altogether and install a normal human browser.
Updates
Thanks for the feedback! I'll post any patch information here.
1st April
3rd April
Sprint With Shift Support
Added support for sprinting with shift. There are good reasons I didn't do this the first time around:
There is nothing I can do to disable these hot keys - its entirely up to user configuration. You can disable the keyboard language thing by following the instructions here. I don't know how to turn off the shift-right click thing, so if you want to sprint with shift, use chrome or a chromium based browser.
Due to the above problems, I haven't integrated the shift-key option into the tutorial. It's just an extra feature for those who read the patch notes.
Happy Friends Mode
As there was a bit of controversy regarding the orphan death component of this game, I have added a new "Happy Friends Mode". With this option enabled, instead of dying violently when defeated, the orphan will get a lollipop and pat on the head from her pal FriendThing. Yay!
Fan Art
Check out an awesome drawing of the Orphan made by tsunblock here: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/tsunblock/the-orphan
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nice dress
DON'T GIVE HIM A GUN!
my two favorite things, orphans and guns.
The son of Madness. But much more exciting