This thread is what started it all.

https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1465902

I should do more newgrounds games projects. I am a salamander in your soup. What's your favourite?e dssssdsdhsjhdlaksjhdlash

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... was the original commentary in the description at the very beginning. I must've been drunk to near incomprehensibility when I started this project. Ah well, that's how drunk science gets done because seriously, I have no clue what the hell happened here and how I've managed to pull this mess together into something that's ruffle compatible. Maybe I'll make a V2 system someday, but not today.

Also, this thing is seriously compatible with ruffle! I was surprised when it interpreted my drunken-ass coding spree into a coherent game. Sasuga, Ruffle.

Ow, my head.

File size is 1.6Mb

EDIT: A very special thanks to @Little-Rena who PM'd me a fix for the broken medals! Youse the real MVP!

EDIT 2: 4th place trophy! Yeah!

EDIT 3: Special 1000 views bonus!