The most rigid distinctions between species are seen by the taste, firmness, and granular feel of the flesh. We have blood like fruit juice; the crab has blood like hot cocoa.

This is my 5 Second Day submission for Titmouse, the company in which I'm currently employed. Every year, they gently urge their employees to make a 5-second animated short so they may screen them all at once. No one ever made a short that was only five seconds long. Thank you to Max Colson, who helped with clean up and inbetweens. I had a tragedy in my family while making this, so I would have never finished this on time without his help. Also thank you to Johann Sebastian Bach for composing Prelude and Fugue.

This clip was taken from Jefferson Avenue Waystation, which is a podcast that I create all on my own. This particular episode can be listened to here:

https://www.stitcher.com/show/jeffers...​

Also check out Max Colson's work. The man has a bizarre and fantastic imagination:

https://www.ulcerhole.com/