Now here I can appreciate the quality and despite not knowing who is in the pic, you have given enough info and style for me to guess that this is someone expelled from the Crew. Its a nice bit of story and as well as the humour, it is, to us outside the Crew, a worthy tragic little story of Valentines Day as well.
The use of that vintage crackle, which somehow works to add to the scene tips it up into an unheard of 3.5 from me to you !
Time to stop calling good work like this "Genre: Spam." Its not, well done.