"Howdy. It's a me, Satan. recently you have been doing some very naughty things, so me and God talked about it and decided you should stay at my place for a little while. BUT, you do have a chance to go to Heaven and live a peaceful afterlife instead of this fiery craphole. BUT, you must complete my hardcore platformer challenges to do so. When done you will see a door to heaven. Are you up for my challenge? if so, please enter this door here"
controls: shift to jump and A and D to move