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Justin Wall's Cooking Simulator

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View the source code here (Note: this is important): https://github.com/Eatkin/JustinWallsCookingSimulator


This is not a joke, this is a serious game

Help me, why don't you?

Even people like me get into trouble sometimes


People make mistakes

Anyway, I need help fixing mine

Sometimes I get drunk and do stupid things

Sometimes I get drunk and poison my entire family

When that happens, I can't live with the consequences

Otherwise I will rot in prison

Regardless

Don't leave me here


I need help

Someone must help me


Zarf

Ebb

Radial drilling machine

Oafishly


Did you get all that?


Yours Faithfully,

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Justin Wall


How to play


Point and click controls - arrow keys to move (or WASD), click on things to interact with them

If on mobile, press and drag left or right to move left and right.

Interactive objects will move when you hover the mouse over.


Credits



JustWall Games a.k.a. Justin Wall - music

DisOmikron - vocal cords

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what code in video

EAtkin responds:

You gotta decode the code for the next game.

Time to cook my family!

An interesting game. I really like the gibberish for sound effects. I really hate how painful the graphics and animals are on my eyes. They're like pulsating tumors. I cry forever.

P.S. Nice acrostic, but I don't understand it.

EAtkin responds:

Sorry about your eyes :(
Ending 2 will help you :)

Not my usual genre but this definitely made me laugh a lot :D

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Dec 19, 2020
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