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BLOOD BATH & BEYOND

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A humorous fantasy text adventure into the dark heart of retail.


BLOOD BATH & BEYOND places you in the unenviable shoes of a retail worker in Books Blades & Beyond, the grandest department store in the grandest city in the realms.


Do your best to please irate shoppers, survive homicidal Customer Service Golems, and unravel a capitalist conspiracy that could destroy everything you love. Hey, at least you get a full 30 minutes for lunch.*


*Management reserves the right to shorten all lunch breaks by up to 30 minutes.



Why should I play this game?

  • It's a hilarious 45,000-word fantasy adventure about greed, betrayal, and minimum wage employment!
  • Has more than 10 endings with achievement tracking across sessions!
  • Features brand-new music from the inimitable Alex Grover!
  • It's free!


CREDITS:

Words and design by Neil Floyd

Music by Alex Grover


FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL: @neilTfloyd


Note: playtime can be anywhere from 45 minutes to two hours, depending on how quickly you read and how many endings you want to get.

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the saving seemed annoying at first but it wasn't top notch game love the four endings at the end

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Oct 3, 2020
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