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Grey Primordial Slurry

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Wait, did you come here for beer? Well yeah, we've got beer, but also let's talk about where you pour that effluvium.

This is my 5 Second Day submission for Titmouse, the company in which I'm currently employed. Every year, they gently urge their employees to make a 5-second animated short so they may screen them all at once. No one ever made a short that was only five seconds long. Thank you to Greg Buracker, the resident doctor of editing at Titmouse, for comping, adding SFX, and rendering this video. Also thank you to Johann Sebastian Bach for composing Prelude and Fugue, and thank you to Audio Network and Titmouse for licensing the piece.

This clip was taken from Jefferson Avenue Waystation, which is a podcast that I create all on my own. It is available to listen to on Soundcloud, Apple Podcasts, and Stitcher. Sometimes other websites steal it, so you might find it there too.

This particular episode can be listened to here.

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I died a little. That's a good thing

Great piece!

i bet it smells like rays of sunshine cummin down when ya feelin blue

this sounds like a real old man trying to tell a story.

I'd watch a full series of this. I don't understand it but it's oddly soothing.

SethBrady responds:

Good news, there is sort of an audio-only series:

I totally though this was Meat Canyon at first, because of the thumbnail. So much better though!

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3.96 / 5.00

Jul 23, 2020
8:50 PM EDT