I know the vocals are a bit mumbly (sorry about that!) so here are the lyrics:

So you have a problem

And you don't know what to do

Guess it's time to find a suitable solution

You're about to go crazy

For an hour now or two

Tell me when to call a mental institution

You describe your problem

And you ask me if I know

How to deal with this sort of situation

I say do i look to you

Like I am Stack Overflow

But you just ignore my subtle implication

CHORUS

You would be surprised

How many people also had this issue

In case you haven't realized

Search engines are a thing, too

You would be suprised

Try Google, Bing or Yahoo

Though it is not advised

To expect good finds on page two

You still have a problem

You say you've tried all the tricks

I think your groans are getting kinda straining

The time you have spent whining

Could have been used to find a fix

I get the feeling you just love complaining

I see that you are frustrated

It must be crazy complicated

Wasn't there any help on the internet

You say you haven't looked it up yet

2x CHORUS