Illegal weaponry.

I think low-quality microphone clipping is funny, thank you.

The other guy, not John, the one with a pony-tail. He's mean :v.

The art-work was good, so were the voice-acting, the musical setting and the beat at the end.

Despite (or perhaps because of) the limited animation and artstyle, this is funny and endearing. I felt I have been on a journey with John. The highs, the lows, the little moments of uncertainty that make life what it is. The crackling mic quality lends itself to the imperfections of the human condition, and the mid-00s style techno remix of a silly sentence caps it all off with a casting of the mind back to a more innocence age for us all. Who among us hasn't been either of these characters at one point in our lives?

Anyway, 3.5/5.