Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Were the founding fathers aware that meat would continue to progress? Just saying they had to spend an entire minute to repack their firearms with hamburger.

The food court loophole does exist but is often over simplified.

Anyone who has a BIG FRANK for home defense belongs in a mental ward! I get wanting to take out the robber, but what did the drywall do to you!