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This funny program will provide you with many minutes of the entertainment! Listen to the funny joke! You'll don't need to laugh, the computer does it for you!

Note that some words may be explicit. I have removed some of them but probably not all. Let me know in the comments if there is a slur or explicit word you would like removed. This contains most of the words in the English language. Conversely, if there is a word you would like added to the punchline word list, comment that, too. It can't be sexual, though.

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this is the best damn bot i have ever added to any server ever. whenever i am sad i simply go !jokestar and then poopoo diaper pee booger fart!! thank you. thank you so much.

if you would be willing to add the phrase “ant balls” to the list of possible punchlines, i would admittedly have no way to repay you besides my gratitude, but i would appreciate it all the same. thank you for your hard work.

funny tfuinny funny funyy funnyy!

uh oh

You were expecting a comment?
But it was I, DIO!
But seriously though, maybe if it had more jokes that actually made sense, then it might actually be a lot funnier.

ChocolateCircus445 responds:

I'm all for a good jojoke, but what could I do better in here?

Edit: Thank you for the feedback! However, It would require a lot of complex coding (and probably a neural network) for the computer to formulate coherent jokes. Computers aren't good at English; all they know how to do is beep boop math.

Credits & Info

1.99 / 5.00

Mar 18, 2020
8:06 PM EDT
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