It really is just a fucking paper towel

That paper towelie didn't hurt no one lol!

Well i dun learned a new word. Also good for me to keep in mind, that I can spare myself typing/speaking out my virtues while the recieving end most likely gives 0 craps (unless i think its a gud conversation starter or sumething).
And I most certainly agree that I would gladly see companies f*ck off with that kinda bullcrap. Because of the points mentioned by foamy, but also the way companies do it:
'We at (...) Company care about (...).'
Bitch please, a company (especially ones advertising nationally or globaly) consist of hundreds or thousands of people. You're not gonna tell me there aren't some employees in who are completely racist, bigot or some other flavor of douchebag in that company.
Like I bet there are probably some big ol homophobes in that hypothetical paper towel company.

Gender neutral paper towels, that's a new one xD

Next episode: Foamy The Squirrel gets cancelled on Twitter for being a neonazi