Look, I get you wanted to make something funny; but... eh, the jokes fall flat. In choose your own adventure stories you need good writing, even in short simple ones like these.
I'm not going to lie, the writing is dull, the jokes don't land, and no this isn't because of the political red pill stuff or whatever. Heck, this isn't even offensive, it's bland.
I get that your username is Gimmick but this... sure it's a gimmick but it still needs to be good, unless this being bad was the gimmick??? Idk what else to tell you for any critical feedback.
No actual thought, and effort put into this.
The ripped/ simple art which as you point out to me breaking the rules is bad so you might want to take this down, I mean you've been a stickler for the rules yesterday so why stop now? I'll have to report this otherwise, the last thing we need is copyright strikes hitting Newgrounds now do we?