I hate how some love to make that LOTR reference whenever they're crossing an actual bridge. It's like when people used to scream, "Run, Forrest! Run!" whenever they saw somebody they knew rushing past them. There's one at work who still makes that reference and I wince every time I hear it.

Ronald Reagan was an excellent comedian. Until the day he died, that man was committed to the joke that he was an actual president. Regardless of whether or not you thought it was funny, you gotta respect him for that level of dedication.

That last line was perfect, but seeing that empty patron segment afterwards made me sad again. Thank you, Zach. I'm sorry, Zach. :(