Very powerful, and shocking statistics!

It's possible political satire may go over my head... didn't really catch the joke here. Assuming it was a ridiculous statement supposedly said in natural tone (almost got the voice too, just missing the oldness) as to make it entertaining but hmm... didn't really catch what part of the statement was meant to be ridiculous. Maybe ridiculousness level could've been upped a bit...?

The real pod was awesome though! Bernie did say some things.

-cd-