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The Ballad of Rose Quartz

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He's cuckoo for cocoa puffs, I hope you all realize that. In Col. Von Hindenburger's latest Waltz of death, he remembers how Rose Quartz of Steven Universe actually died, with predictable results. Now you may be asking "Hey, didn't Baron Von Shakenburg churn her into Ice Cream?" Look, we gave up trying to be consistent years ago. Plus we know Gems have no actual meat but the Col. is nucking futs so does it matter at this point? You may also be asking why Hindenburger doesn't just use ground beef...Well where's the sport in that!?


Composed, performed, arranged and written by me. I'm the only one who can tapestry the opening notes to Rose Quartz's theme with the German Anthem...


Mp3 in my audio collection

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I saw the result happening instantly, and gem flesh is 100% solid hologram that dissipates when taking significant damage.

Haha, these are great. Very distinct and funny. Glad I catch them every now and then.

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Oct 3, 2019
4:37 PM EDT
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