Hey You, Yes You, THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DREAM COME TRUE!
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This game shows the life of the bottle in one of the most infamous liars in the world - The Knock Over The Milk Bottles Game. It is likely the first game that shattered your child dreams of winning a toy. Well, if you would like to experience the life of the milk bottle, this is your place to go.
You can move with the arrows/AD
You can skip the start text with Space/Enter
Slow slow down time with control or left click
You can also check out the game on https://viktorinkov.itch.io/the-life-of-a-milk-bottle
Music made by Berkelium - https://smarturl.it/Berk
There is nothing about this game that makes it worth playing. The bottle looks nothing like a milk bottle, the movement is laughable, the background is just a blurry mess, and it's so easy that a 2 year old could beat it. Just move from one edge of the play area to the other, simple. Not to mention the framerate. I admit, I have an older system that was never meant for games, but something this basic should easily do at least 30-50 fps and I'm getting more like 10-15.
Viktorinkov, please spend some time working on your modeling and game design skills. You're clearly creative and have the drive to make it work, and I'm sure with practice you'll be able to make something worthwhile, but this really is not it.
Viktorinkov responds:
Hi,
Sorry for your disappointment. This game was made for a game jam and this is the main reason for the game being neither responsive, nor optimized. This was my first game jam and my second game I have ever made.
Viktorinkov
this is the best simulation ever
Nice basis, and educative =) Would like to see levels with 'challenges' like, smaller space to move in, or small obstacles, like other bottles to "jump" over, or curving balls, or salvo's of the balls, for reduced price -> reduced income
Had fun for the short duration of the game =) (which indeed was long enough for this one level game.
i always wanted to be a milk bottle.
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