The thing is it stopped being comedic for me by focusing too much on the pain. Now I'm in this for the drama. Who's binoculars guy and what's the backstory?

I was thinking that if the man tossed some change into the bag, Statue Man would have been able to pull out his phone and call for help while doing his dance. Then again, I guess any and all deviations from the routine would have invalidated him.

Hopefully, this'll grow into a mini-series of sorts.