I find it utterly disgusting that you broke away from the traditional method of controlling the character with the pogo stick. How can one person sit there and disregard every single rule of game making and gaming to make such an oafish and confounding standard? Furthermore, the game was made by apes, and not the great ones. Better yet, DOUBLE apes. Double the ape for your buck, how's that? I would get more stimulation busting a jet-set radio over my skull than subject myself to one singular minute of this neanderthallic and persistent dumbgame. That's really the only word I can think of to tell you how much you fumbled the bag. The amount of stupiding and dumbing within this possession gives me great joy that I was able to be born just to experience it just to young it out the windowsphere. You've made me terminally sick and made me double over in sadness. My grandchildren's grandchildren can make better games than you, and that's SAYING something. Take it back to the kitchen and get me a new one.
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