Richard's morning routine is full of sh*t - quite literally. Firstly his "cookies" are really his father's poop, he sells them for $5.99, his bus driver is naughty, and his school sucks. He also doesn't brush his teeth; he wears and sleeps in the same clothes, his house is p*ss-infested, and never showers. No wonder no-one wants to have a morning routine as sh*tty, cringey, and stupid as Richard's.
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Richard Estopholies is a 33-year old child; whom lives with his mother and his drug-addict father. Explore the comedic creative world of Richard Estopholies.
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