OHgod. You know, I never had the opportunity to play Half-Life... but I get it. This is hilarious.
This version of Freeman would drive GlaDOS to play accordion. Love it. You make my heart weep with joy good sir. GOD I wish I'd had more of an opportunity to play shooters I enjoyed as a kid, when my buddies were still around the neighborhood. Sadly, those times were very rare, (Read: mostly Area 51 at the arcade rare WOOHOOO) and I was unable to stop myself from ganking everyone around in the first version of Smash Brothers, so my friends (who weren't really my friends, apparently) stopped coming over. AGAHAHAHAH. They always got pissed when I won. My mom told me to let them win once in a while, but that wouldn't have been fair to em, and I don't think they would have enjoyed it. Sigh. I tried not to win, I did, but I'd never won at anything before, and they just... rarely won against me. It was a small moment of happiness, you know? So thanks man. This made my night. I was a little depressed suddenly, adn you really... you helped man. Thank you.