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Nend.io: The Online Real Life Simulator Game

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Get a job or feed in the garbage. Buy a house or sleep in a squatting area. Have fun, but don't forget to buy a worthy successor in the nursery because time goes by and you get old!

HOW TO PLAY
TO GET MONEY:
• Work on computers, laboratory, or CEO office
• Clean the floor of detritus and feces from the ground
• Find money on the ground
• Buy buildings to receive commissions. The more a building is used by other players, the more money you will earn.
• Kill rich people

TO UPGRADE YOUR CHARACTER:
• Computer skill: Earn more money if you decide to work on computers
• Broom skill: Clean faster and earn more money if you decide to clean the ground
• Negotiation skill: Pay less and receive more commissions
• Strength: Be stronger
• Speed: Be faster
• Bag: Increase your inventory
• Research skill: Earn more money if you decide to work on a laboratory and you have a better chance of finding food in the garbage cans.
• Mood/Food/Sleep/Toilet: Slow down your gauges

TO EAT:
• Buy food on a supermarket or a machine vending
• Go through the garbage.

TO SLEEP:
• Sleep on a bed in a squatting area or a house

TO HAVE FUN:
• Dance in the nightclub
• Buy clothes
• Go to the hairdresser
• Eat candies and chocolate
• Clean the ground when you have 3 - 5 points on Broom skill

TO GO TO THE TOILET:
Go on nightclub, CEO office, a house or a squatting area

Once you're old, buy a baby (more than 1000$). To get your gauges full when you come back to life, buy a baby bottle, toys and make him sleep in a cradle.

COMMANDS
Movement: W, A, S, D / Z, Q, S, D or Arrow keys
Hit: Left click
Interact: E
Throw an item away: Right click
Map: M

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sooooooooo goooooooood

Dear god, this game expects way too much too fast! Not ever is there a single moment of peace, just cycling between eating garbage, running to a party, running to a bed, running to a toilet, rinse repeat until you have expended the bare funds you received from sweeping up trash.

it's alright, but I wish being unhappy didn't give you a suicide chance, oh sorry man I did an extra shift to buy bread and just outside the club my guy ends it all, wth man, give me a resist QTE or something, not just bar fills, will he or won't he

watch out for murderers

Too fast paced and too clunky controlls.

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Votes
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Score
3.13 / 5.00

Uploaded
Nov 12, 2018
7:31 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place November 14, 2018