YAS, SIMPLISTIC, and FUNNY, you can improve tho
I don't get it. This is a bit too weird in my opinion. I didn't get the "you're also dead" joke. I appreciate you are being funny but I kind of like it.
The sad reality is the average person will make & spend 1 million dollars. If you invest that money you may actually have 1 million invested before you die. With a 10% return on an Roth tax free IRA it only takes 50 years to to 50K into 1.6 Million. The tricky part is finding those high returns in Aristocratic Stocks, Preferred stock, Real Estate, or else where.