The Baron Returns With an updated/extended version of his infamous Waltz! Orchestration by the mad maestro Blaine Selkirk!

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Song and Lyrics composed by yours truly

Lyrics:

Just A Little Piece of Peridot
A tiny Pinch of Pearl
A little glob of Garnet Guts
Just enough to make you hurl

A little slice of Steven’s arms
Und for a little Zing
A sliver of Amethyst’s liver
Would sure be just the thing!

Just a tiny chunk of Ronoldo
His legs I’d hack und chop
Ze Ruby guards, all slashed to bits
Sprinkled on ze top!

I’ll churn all of zeir innards
Und sugar coat zeir hearts
I’ll candy their eyes, und freeze up zier thighs
Und bake zeir toes into a tart!

I'm Baron Siegfried Von Shakenburg
Und my thick shakes are a delight
Business is slow in the morning und evening
But I make a killing at night!

Our special today
vould be Jasper sorbet
Vith Pink Diamond parts in a pulp!
As their arteries drain,
you’ll hear Tumblr Complain
Vith each slurp und every last gulp!

Just A Little dash of Rose Quartz
A daily dose of Greg
The Lungs of Lars, Connie, Und Sadie Would
take zem down a peg!

A little bit of Lapis
Und Yellow Diamond’s Brain
Zen toss zem in ze blender
Und bid zem all AUF FREEZERSEHEHN!!