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This is a small minigame I decided to make to help test out a few things, one of them being the scoreboard on newgrounds. I'm also hoping to make a mobile version in the upcoming future, which you'll be able to download for free on my patreon.

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This game is fantastic, crisp sound and animation. There does need to me more racial and physical diversity, as well as a much wider variety in voice acting. I wan't to feel like I'm spanking multiple, different women! Otherwise, I can't think of a better way to train your brain than this smartass memory game.

Not much variety in asses.

woohoo all time high score of 23 currently! see if you can beat me lol im only at the top by one point so im sure someone will soon. fun game though i love memory based games, and the fact that its adult themed makes it a little more fun too lol.

good game

So basically this is ass-slapping Simon.


5/5, gave me a good giggle.