Great but weird play mechanic for the bonus game where if you keep holding down he splooges and not real accurate, I have known many a fellow but it is not make sense bad.

Stop it. Get some help.

"This is amazing." - The New York Times

It's like a train wreck. So bad but you just can't look away. Upvotes just for how crazy gross it was. Other than the navigation being a little confusing at first, gameplay was decent.

I did it.
Yay.