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Kristov Colin

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Fat fish from the anchor! 5 Points

Just a clic!

Flying Fish 5 Points

Catch it!

No authority! 5 Points

We won't do anything, we mean it!

No sleep! 5 Points

6 comfortable beds for 6 stooges...

Pushing the captain!! 5 Points

That's humiliating!

Tap the stooge! 5 Points

Like "tap the mole" on the title screen ;)

Tickle the seagull 5 Points

Stop harassing seagulls!

Ugly to see... 5 Points

An eye on captain death...

"Prediction" 10 Points

Very fast stooge!

...I... dunno.... 10 Points

He does everything but what the captain asked for...

Last seconds... 10 Points

He takes his time but he finally do it...

Fast reception! 25 Points

These bubbles won't land!

Quick navigation! 50 Points

Finish the game in less than 10 minutes!

Author Comments

Help Kristov Colin to discover a Merica. (dont ask what it is ;))
A minigame for the Construct 3 game Jam 2018.
theme: "You are not the main character"

Use keypad number or "N" to select sailor and spacebar to perform actions.
Click on the captain to hear his last order again.

English is not our mother language. Sorry for the mistakes.

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it could be a 5 star game but the game is here and there too broken. such a pity!

Some medals aren't working.

Funny and unique!Btw how do i get the Ugly to See medal?

Thought it was a game about russians, this is fine though

This game was pretty dark. Unique, but a little unsettling. It's just something I keep getting from you guys at the style you present these.

It's short and not much replay-ability to it other than getting the medals. Though I did notice that each stooge that you guys removed were in descending order (very generous to keep things simple and less confusing when selecting numbers).

I also noticed that the 'tap a stooge' medal seems to be broken. I tried numerous times and it activates in game, but I don't get it on the site. Only about a week's worth of people have gotten it, which is odd for such an easy medal.

But besides those points, the game was nice.