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Fat fish from the anchor! 5 Points

Just a clic!

Flying Fish 5 Points

Catch it!

No authority! 5 Points

We won't do anything, we mean it!

No sleep! 5 Points

6 comfortable beds for 6 stooges...

Pushing the captain!! 5 Points

That's humiliating!

Tap the stooge! 5 Points

Like "tap the mole" on the title screen ;)

Tickle the seagull 5 Points

Stop harassing seagulls!

Ugly to see... 5 Points

An eye on captain death...

"Prediction" 10 Points

Very fast stooge!

...I... dunno.... 10 Points

He does everything but what the captain asked for...

Last seconds... 10 Points

He takes his time but he finally do it...

Fast reception! 25 Points

These bubbles won't land!

Quick navigation! 50 Points

Finish the game in less than 10 minutes!

Author Comments

Help Kristov Colin to discover a Merica. (dont ask what it is ;))
A minigame for the Construct 3 game Jam 2018.
theme: "You are not the main character"

Use keypad number or "N" to select sailor and spacebar to perform actions.
Click on the captain to hear his last order again.

English is not our mother language. Sorry for the mistakes.

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I can't describe in words how fucking horrible this game is. The English is awful and broken, the writing is shit, the story is horrible and everything about this game is just horrible.
Blam this shit into the abyss.

Crounchann responds:

God bless your kindness!

Very nice

All the medals make this even more fun also love the dark element you bring into this game, The game tends to end short maybe adding in some extras would be a plus like some bonus stuff, Now ofcourse there are some things that can go through some Ironing out, but its decent So the portal is like a big highway and as you go down it you see lots of different stops and I was glad I stopped on yours because yours is a pleasure with lots of elements and what not So nice to check this one out and onward to more of it, Overall the graphics are nice very deep texture and the gameplay was fun.


it could be a 5 star game but the game is here and there too broken. such a pity!

Some medals aren't working.

Funny and unique!Btw how do i get the Ugly to See medal?

Credits & Info

3.96 / 5.00

Apr 9, 2018
12:15 AM EDT
  • Construct 3