Oh, so you only go Monday through Friday. That's more often than "The Daily Show"! That's just Monday through Thursday technically! Anyway, I heard about that Austin thing. Was it really fart lighting? Nice to hear about Jared.

I mean, we've heard of so many celebrities on the Metoo hashtag, we forgot about all the ones that came before it! Then again, most of them weren't as bad as him. I liked the computer voice. It was pretty funny.

the weather reporter was so good i couldnt belive my ears its rain all week damnit >__<

An informative finale to the weekly news! :D Gotta be my favorite/strangest weather duck forecast so far, and that shipped tooth thing was pretty entertaining too. Good news all in all; good weekend!

-cd-