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Baron Von Shakenburg's Dessert Catering Ad

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Steven Universe got nominated for something so Der Baron thought he's update his waltz and his menu for the occasion. None of the aforementioned things above sound even remotely appetizing. Baron Von Shakenburg (literally) created by me. Song and vocals by me. Steven Universe and Amethyst belong to CN or whatever. at this point I just stopped giving a shit.


Congratulations little bastards!
Der Baron’s back, Hooray!
With ice cream treats, Und frozen sweets
For your special day!

Oh everyone loves ice cream
Und frozen custard too!
Unless of course, it’s made from a corpse
of a fat little bastard like you!

Chocolate coated wisdom teeth
Goes great on Waffle cones
Zat strawberry swirl your eating now
Is made from dicks und bones!

Ze Castration Candy Apples
are exactly what you think!
Und now if you’ll excuse me,
These corpses are starting to stink!

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Love it. XD Bizarre, yet so creatively crafty; poetic! The music sounds like a circus too, slow and nostalgic somehow... it sets the mood perfectly. And puppet-work: spot on! Great ad.


this was a really nicely organised song, with good vocals, clever lyrics and a great puppet, which was very well-made as well.

your background animations for the steven universe characters demise were really good, and your character's singing and dancing was superb, so i really enjoyed your movie.

it was great stuff, and it had a cool, creepy song to hear, which was very cleverly done.
keep up the good work!

GruntVonVeizatun responds:

Thank you! took me a while to build the puppet, so I appreciate the in depth review. :)

That's a really well made puppet.

Great lyrics to your song.

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3.61 / 5.00

Jan 26, 2018
7:10 PM EST
  • Daily 5th Place January 28, 2018