Sidekicks Never Win

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Boring 5 Points

You interviewed like an actual sidekick.

Emancipation 10 Points

Free at last?

Not a chance 10 Points

You really thought that would work?

You Monster 10 Points

Or something like that, anyway.

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Author Comments

Thrust into the limelight due to a wardrobe malfunction, you, a lowly sidekick, must speak to a hostile press corps expecting a hero.

Praise or insult your hero. Steal his identity. Flirt relentlessly with reporters.

The possibilities are endless, except that there are only thirteen of them, because there are thirteen endings.
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CONTROLS:

In dialogue, Z allows you to advance, and X lets you read faster. Arrow keys select your options.
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CREDITS:
Writing: Hershall Cook
Art: Kati Blackshear
Music Composer: Alex Grover
Music Mixer: Neil Floyd
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GET THE SOUNDTRACK:
https://wefightbears1.bandcamp.com/album/sidekicks-never-win-original-soundtrack

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ZephR0

2018-08-31 13:44:18

Hah!
Hahahah!
Haha...hahaha.
AHAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAAA!

(Short description of my feelings while playing)

Great work!

HershallCook responds:

Thank you! Your feelings match mine when I wrote the dialogue.

RedeyestheSecound

2018-08-29 22:56:20

I love this simple question game it was pretty fun would like to see a RPG game by you i bet it would be awesome and hot!

RedArms60

2018-08-15 20:47:22

Pretty good. I need help with these http://prntscr.com/kj4oyp medals. Pretty good though. 5 stars. (side note:if you are gonna help me, send me a pm)

nO0bdakiller

2018-07-10 22:49:09

GGGGGGGG
WOWIE
WOWIE
You should play the spiritual sequel,
Ridiculous Text Adventures! It's twice the wowie.

IronSpider90909

2018-03-12 16:02:11

Please make more soon!

Credits & Info

Views: 10,582
Faves:: 62
Votes: 285
Score: 3.64 / 5.00

Uploaded

Jan 25, 2018

8:56 AM EST

Genre

Adventure - Other

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