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Sidekicks Never Win

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Boring 5 Points

You interviewed like an actual sidekick.

Emancipation 10 Points

Free at last?

Not a chance 10 Points

You really thought that would work?

You Monster 10 Points

Or something like that, anyway.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Author Comments

Thrust into the limelight due to a wardrobe malfunction, you, a lowly sidekick, must speak to a hostile press corps expecting a hero.

Praise or insult your hero. Steal his identity. Flirt relentlessly with reporters.

The possibilities are endless, except that there are only thirteen of them, because there are thirteen endings.
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CONTROLS:

In dialogue, Z allows you to advance, and X lets you read faster. Arrow keys select your options.
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CREDITS:
Writing: Hershall Cook
Art: Kati Blackshear
Music Composer: Alex Grover
Music Mixer: Neil Floyd
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GET THE SOUNDTRACK:
https://wefightbears1.bandcamp.com/album/sidekicks-never-win-original-soundtrack

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interesting game got all the ending but 7.
Maybe there an option i'm missing I thought i went through all the options. :(
Nice text adventure game

Good, but I don't know how to get endings 5, 6 and 7

I played Ridiculous Text Adventures and it was hilarious and this was amazing and made me laugh too

I loved the game!
It took me a while to get the 6th ending, but I loved exploring all the possibilities!
Also, I felt so bad that I had to be mean to Elmer to get one of them. I made it up by marrying him three times afterwards. Best ending ever!
Thanks for the game!

Love the game. I love all the surprises. I need to know all the endings. As a perfectionist I have gotten all but the seventh medal. It's driving me nuts. But, uh, I love the game, either way.

Edit: Nevermind I found it and it was great.

Credits & Info

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Score
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Uploaded
Jan 25, 2018
8:56 AM EST