The monologue by the infamous Evil pen, from the game Bad Pad.

Credits:

Music, lyrics, all instruments, recording and mixing by Avishay Mizrav.

Vocals by Jeremiah Kelly of Underground Productions.

Info:

A secret private vlog revealing Pen's evil plans was leaked a few hours ago. From the shocking and aggressive footage we learn that Pen is targeting games around the world for a big malware attack.

Software engineers and hackers from around the world are joining forces in hopes of creating a safe online wall that will protect us from this attack.

Is this the end of gaming as we know it?

Time will tell.

On an unrelated matter, three men in their early 20s reported seeing a cow flying over Lake Canandaigua earlier this morning at around 4 am.

The following statement was taken by one of the men.

"We waaa... we were... we waaa lak can and aiiiigaa

and swooosh, cow, weee flaaay, then shush, bush sparkling and pooof... gone."

Toxins tests revealed a blood alcohol level ranging from 1.4% to 1.5% in all three men and the case was close.