So I get the latest e-mail from Newgrounds because I'm old and I still have e-mail and HOLY SHIT NEW TECHNICAL DAVE so I hop on over and it's some story about a trip to Niagra Falls and I'm all NI-AG-RA FALLS-two-three-four-SLOWLY-I-TURNED but then I realize nobody knows who the Three Stooges are anymore which is pretty fucking sad because when I was a kid everybody knew who the Three Stooges were and all my age cohort knew who the Three Stooges would get the joke and it's like POP CULTURE HAS BROKEN UP WITH ME so I totally sympathize TD but at least you get to start a new relationship with someone but where can I find a new culture to date?

ANYway. THAT's life. THAT's old age. Make sure you don't smoke, don't drink, run ten miles a day and live on a diet of weeds and rocks and ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS MY BOY.

Thank you.

Instead of the pain train it was the feels train.... hope you have gotta on man and doing better, that shit was hard to watch, I don't know how you cope with all of that.

And the last thing I hear is "Yea ok fuck it whatever" that's a big underscore to the WORST DAY EVER. Well done, if it helps *which it probably doesn't* I give you an A+ because that description of Niagara Falls was spot on and the story was told in a way that I clearly felt like I was in your shoes man. How else am I supposed to describe this? it's perfect

I agree with you. I was in the Army and we had "mandatory fun day". I had no fun... ever.

god i love the level of pure cynicism, plus thank you for the warning about niagara falls. ill put that in my list of places never to go to, right inbetween anywhere in the middle east and Detroit Michigan