So I get the latest e-mail from Newgrounds because I'm old and I still have e-mail and HOLY SHIT NEW TECHNICAL DAVE so I hop on over and it's some story about a trip to Niagra Falls and I'm all NI-AG-RA FALLS-two-three-four-SLOWLY-I-TURNED but then I realize nobody knows who the Three Stooges are anymore which is pretty fucking sad because when I was a kid everybody knew who the Three Stooges were and all my age cohort knew who the Three Stooges would get the joke and it's like POP CULTURE HAS BROKEN UP WITH ME so I totally sympathize TD but at least you get to start a new relationship with someone but where can I find a new culture to date?
ANYway. THAT's life. THAT's old age. Make sure you don't smoke, don't drink, run ten miles a day and live on a diet of weeds and rocks and ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS MY BOY.