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Witches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My)

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Witches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My) is a mouse-only, adventure choosing graphic novel game in which you must explore dangerous forests, save your friends from a pirate conspiracy, and avoid a particularly odd barbarian who wants to do unpleasant things to your squishy innards.

Due to the presence of drunken witches, a double-entendre happy barmaid and, worst of all, the sarcastic rabbit, it is not recommended for under 13s.

"So much fun... prepare to have a big grin on your face." Five Stars Big Al's Books and Pals Fantasy Book of Year Nominee (ebook version).

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That was a very fun game. My favorite part was definitely once you get to the guard and offer him sexual favors. It was the cherry on top of an already delightful sundae.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

loved it, except that when i attempt to click and drag to scroll up, 4 out of 5 times it will randomly delete all text and force me to start the game over.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

Cheers for your comment. Haven't noticed that bug before- are there any particular scenes this is happening in- or is there a way that you're clicking and dragging that maybe we've overlooked? Ah well, we'll investigate :)

i think it's great, i love what you've done here, despite my usual lack of interest in these kinds of games, its cleverly written and quite funny, keep up the great work. if you ever need me again for my music, i would gladly attempt to make a custom song for your next project :)

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

Thanks! Very happy you enjoyed it. Might just take you up on that offer...

I think, the talking rabbit was the best one for me :)
4 stars from me, nice complex story, good ambient birds and nice pics

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

Cheers! Glad you liked the ambient birds. Messing about in Audacity was possibly the most fun part of making this game.

I give this 4 potatoes out of 5. It's enough for a hearty meal of soup, stew, or even skins. But should you have a family of four, and you were baking potatoes, Dad might still be hungry and become rather grumpy. He will be wishing that 5th potato was made, and that he wouldnt have to fill up on cole slaw. Regardless the dinner was satisfying and delicious and skins are better anyway.

The game was clever, user friendly, and the dialogue witty! I kept playing obviously. Keep it up! Nothing beats text based adventure! Its like BOOKS but without the tiring page turning and book-holding.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

Thanks! This was our first ever review, so it means a lot. And I cook some some pretty mean potato wedges...

Credits & Info

3.24 / 5.00

Nov 2, 2017
3:47 PM EDT
  • Unity
  • Audacity
  • VSDC Free Video Editor
  • Gimp
  • G'MIC
  • Word