hello everyone! im new here and i want to make a good first impression! i think furries are great (especially the frogs, they are funny) and thats why i love being part of this community!
i know you want to know all about me, so lets start with the juicy parts first! my fursona is a 5' 7" male ape with black fur, except the gimmick is that it only covers a few areas (like the head and the chest!). also i find tails weird so he doesn't have one. i havent been able to commision any art or buy a fursuit, so i tried drawing him myself to give you an idea what he looks like!
i like men with female attributes (i dont know why but replacing the penis with a vagina is kinda hot). im into vore (i only eat dead, cooked animals, because im kinky that way) and watersports, like polo and jet skiing. im pretty good at keeping my ass up at 14 knots (26km/h), but anything nearing 20 and i have a hard time staying up on the water (tips would be appreciated!).
i have a gf (he insists that i call him a girl) and we watched zootopia together. it was weird. i mean, a fox and he wears a tie? like what? later we watched planet of the apes and i think thats how i became a furry.
anyway i love being a furry, its so engaging and fun! everyone here seems to be having a great time making faces and asking for sauce (mayo's a popular one here i can tell personally i prefer relish but whatever floats your boat).
here come dat bulge, owo what up! teehee