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The time has come for CREAM - the latest product that will fix your life. This is the story of Dr. Bellifer, a scientific genius, who after years of smashing particles together, reveals his revolutionary new product: a cream with the power to fix all of the world’s problems.

CREAM was made possible by my lovely Patreon supporters:

I have a Cream Tshirt and a load of Salad Fingers ones right now on the Brainfeeder store.

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Wow, so scary, but so Mysteries.

this is great

makes u think

Bro got sued for wasting time πŸ˜…

My theory is that Cream didn't give you AIDS, or was made from dead babies, the rich and powerful made up lies to frame Cream as this horrible, disgusting product, so no one else would be at their level. It also reminds us of our stupidity, and about how fake news spread. We let a lie spread like wildfire, and it ruins a tool to, as they say in the film, "End war, famine and suffering, rendering money obsolete". It's a good product, but takes the joy out of life, but you can "Cream it back". It reminds me of Soma from A Brave New World, a drug that brought bliss, visions, and, after taking three tablets, makes you fall asleep. But a tool that could've furthered humanity, ends up going back into what it was before. A man who wanted to help society, was charged with, as the list reads, rape, resisting arrest, "tampering with science", mass hysteria, and "wasting time". And, what Cream was first advertised for, a skin cream, is now their current, and only, purpose. It's really something to think about, because our world could easily go like this. And thank you, David Firth. You are now up there with Huxley and Orwell in my book. Five stars.πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

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4.71 / 5.00

Jun 12, 2017
5:38 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged June 15, 2017
  • Weekly Users' Choice June 21, 2017
  • Review Crew Pick June 21, 2017