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Hermetic Dating Rituals

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Based on truth.

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great writing and directing... i just feel the timing is a little off... and the animation felt very choppy at points... still amazing!!

That's exactly how many modern females operate - sacrifice time and resources of a decent guy to spend 5 minutes with a bad boy who is often quite lame objectively speaking. It seems to me humans are not evolved to make right choices in modern multi-choice artificial environment.

this is sickk I really like the gags and visual style

Umm... wait what? :))

I'm reminded of sexualobster's "The Girl on TV". Watch that and you'll see the obvious similarities. I'm not sure what I think about this though. Except to say that it teaches an important lesson we can all take to heart: Don't trust women from online dating services. Or even better, just don't trust women. Because if you do, they'll surely use you as a human sacrifice to summon a demon who she'll have sex with instead of you. The minx. Author comments=Based on truth, after all. It's probably a true story that happened to the video creator personally. It's certainly how I was conceived.

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Uploaded
Apr 14, 2017
8:58 PM EDT
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Comedy - Original
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