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Small Town Pokemon Go

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It's hard becoming the very best at Pokemon GO when you live in the middle of nowhere.

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Writer: Heather Anne Campbell (https://twitter.com/heathercampbell)
Storyboard Director: Brad Lewis
Music/Composition: David Schmoll
Voice Talent: Heather Anne Campbell
Design + Animation: Echo Bridge Animation
Editor: Jessy Jamboree

Small Town Pokemon Go Lyrics:
I wanna be the very best
But I live in a small town
When I turn on Pokemon Go
There’s no *!#@ Pokemon around.
My only rival’s the gas station guy I swear I’ll defeat him
But there’s no Pokestops for 50 miles
I’ve never seen a *!#@ gym
Gotta Catch ‘em all
It’s you and me
and 10,000 Pidgey
Oh you’re my best friend ‘Cause I have no other friends RATATTA
Gotta Catch
There’s 142
But for me,
And pidgey,
It’s Ratatta GO! Ratatta.
I spend money on incense
I bought a giant batch *!#@ *!#@ DOESN’T WORK And I’ve got no eggs to hatch
I used Pokeradar every day
It kept me sane, kept me alive once I saw a Venonat
Gotta Catch Em All
It’s you and me
Maxxed out my 150
OOHHH? I want to see more
But there’s no fucking place to put my lure.
there’s only you Ekans, Zubat too

Our hearts are so true
Holy *!#@ do I resent you
Your buck teeth
Your shitty moves
LIKE Chuck-e-Cheese meets Ted Cruz
It’s Ratatta GO! RATATTA!

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Rattata just dies at the end.

Great concept, it's so true. I think you should do a follow up talking about how it's dead even with Johto Pokemon added, ahaha.

They don't even sell pokemon go compatible phones in my town so I was fucked before any of you ase holes got fucked. But srsly tho I like the song and the lyrics, it was nice how it started so optimistic and slowly turned into murdering ratatta. Poor, poor ratatta.

This was very well done I was wondering if you could

Animate/voice/ make music
((I'm looking for all three ))

For my Pilot project please

 "Rudy of The West"
This comedy Show would be about Rudy the Skunk who ever since he was little Dreamed about becoming Sheriff. Until one day he comes across a town called Greenview,of course there wasn't much of view and there was certainly nothing green about expect for some moss. Once he tells Mr. Calvin the Badger Mayor about the Actions he's done ever since he wanted to Sheriff. He tells him that an opening has just happened. Now together  with his trusty horse Herry  and his partner  armadillo Sebastian he takes down toughest foes like Rattlesnake Benny and Dr. Newt and his dumbwited marsupial possum assistant Binkley 

Q: What do I get out of it?

A: I don't know, more exposure since I'll post it on youtube,twitter and Facebook

Q: is there a theme song yet?

A:  yes there is written by myself actually :)

Q: do you need help Makeing more of story

A: I wouldn't need it exactly but if your offering it definitely help inprove it

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4.20 / 5.00

Apr 7, 2017
3:37 PM EDT
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