lately I've had a lot of desire to commit suicide, this feeling comes and goes I think I need help, I can only tell you here or on some other site that is about depressive failures, I prefer that my family doesn't even know about it, man I don't have friends or a social life sucks

Honestly if an actual helpline for how to commit suicide existed that would be helpful

I think he thought it was the suicide help hotline

Very funny

Now this was a funny pie you have here you executed it will to bring out some good laughs and you made me even chuckle on this one so that was a huge plus and I love all the awards you won on this one so nice work indeed I think you can make this into a series though that would be an idea but nice work regardless

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
Make a series out of this whole piece

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Fuck. Brilliant.