I have a paddle, I have an apple... umm... applepaddle...
I have a paddle, I have pineapple!... uuhm... pineapplepaddle!
Applepaaadle! Pineapplepaaaadle! UHHHMMM!
PADDLEPINEAPPLEAPPLEPADDLE!!!
This is hardcore clock subconscious manipulation. I cracked at pineapple's long facing orange... Sorry. If apple had a pine in his name and two paddles, would that turn him into a likable pineapple?
p.s. AppleClock may be a dick, but I could see no cock between those sexy balls...