I have a paddle, I have an apple... umm... applepaddle...
I have a paddle, I have pineapple!... uuhm... pineapplepaddle!
Applepaaadle! Pineapplepaaaadle! UHHHMMM!
This is hardcore clock subconscious manipulation. I cracked at pineapple's long facing orange... Sorry. If apple had a pine in his name and two paddles, would that turn him into a likable pineapple?
p.s. AppleClock may be a dick, but I could see no cock between those sexy balls...
It is simultaneously disturbing and interesting to see clocks in this role in complete sincerity. They fit, in a weird kinda way.
I hope this won't get blammed. It's pretty cool, but it's something I wouldn't imagine the Clock Crew doing. You also sound like a great voice actor for children. Well, I mean, better than Barney.
p.s. (insert speakonia voice laughing)
I feel like this has been the clocks' purpose all along