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Apple Picking.

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Honestly, I will eat a dog turd straight from a dog's butt if anyone can tell me how and in any way that Apple Picking is fun.


Well you could pick the apples and then you could have an impromptu apple fight then and there. Or you could sneak up behind someone else picking apples and put an apple down their pants then run away fast. One person could throw apples and another could hit them with a baseball bat. You could shove an apple in someone's eye and ask them if that is the apple of their eye.

tonyfamous responds:

The only thing I wouldn't do is shove an apple down someones pants because if the apple rubs on their butt, they might somehow trick me into eating their butt apple later. ;-)

I laughed way too hard at this :)

tonyfamous responds:

Did you laugh so hard applesauce shot out of your nose? ;-)

IMO the secret to having fun picking apples is having a mindset with which you derive more satisfaction from challenging yourself than taking than the easiest way possible to do or get something, in this case the apples. This combined with the appreciated knowledge that the apples you are picking weren't pounded by pesticides and pollution (at least I wouldn't pick them in a place they were), and haven't been pummeled by other people looking for the freshest types all day at the supermarket. When you get them at the shop, who knows where they come from? Could've grown next fence to a powerplant. That, and the added exhilaration gained from evading the consumerist politics pyramid that's turning the modern world into a shithole. Also: the actual act of picking apples is kind of fun. :P You move around a bit. See how fast you can get. Walk home with a 20kg pack of apples bouncing on your back until your legs feel like spaghetti all ready. I do love picking apples, but that said this was a pretty entertaining sketch! Considering the apple surplus in the neighborhood I guess more people relate to your reasoning too. Good stuff.


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tonyfamous responds:

Thanks for the nice review, but sorry, but you haven't convinced me and I won't be doing any apple picking in the near future. ;-)

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2.20 / 5.00

Dec 8, 2016
9:12 AM EST
Comedy - Original