It's a sad day for all when fans have to say goodbye to the famous German post avant jazzcore group, Hand Band, at their final performance.

Most say the break up was inevitable, with Hand Man's (Vocals) net worth reaching an all time low of
-$30,000, Germhand's (Keyboard) morphine addiction getting out of control, and Armhand's (Key Board) wife being a total stuck-up cowslug, not wanting him to have any fun with his homies. If you're reading this Mrs. Armhand, you're literally less useful than my garbage disposal, and I hope you get carpal tunnel syndrome.

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