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Calloused Hands

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Download the track: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/calloused-hands

This was a collaboration on the Greasytales facebook page: http://facebook.com/greasytales

I'm planning/hoping to run more collabs in the future so like the page if you want to join in.

If you like this sort of thing, consider becoming my patron: http://patreon.com/sexualobster (this was a side project rather than a patreon project)

Lyrics:
I can't find where to buy lotion, for my calloused hands,
To get the seamless cream-filled touch, that my passion demands,
I've searched far and wide across these crusty lands,
I've tried drug, super, furniture and pet stores, they don't stock my brand.

Cracked and dry, gods please hear my cry make me moist or I may die.
Can't wait for long. With calloused hands I cannot stand to touch my dong.

I want to glide like a penguin, pulling it like a tendon,
Within my hands I hold pure pleasure; I rub it extra for good measure,
A seamless piston motion,
Briny as the saltiest deep.

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This one was a real tear jerker...tears from laughing too hard and from feeling your pain. I hope you found some lotion for those calloused hands of yours.


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Handcore is a best core.

Can I find solution for my calloused hands?



Lost in a lotionless sea, Calloused, Dry...Alone.


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My god, I laughed until I cried! I really needed that, and thank you so much for that Mr. Sexuallobster, you're the man.


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Views
59,126
Votes
1,624
Score
4.23 / 5.00

Uploaded
Sep 6, 2016
6:42 AM EDT
Genre
Music Video
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  • Frontpaged September 6, 2016
  • Weekly Users' Choice September 7, 2016
  • Review Crew Pick September 7, 2016
  • Daily Feature September 7, 2016