TW: Criticism, spoiling the future, explicit language:
As much as my score above seems to be ironic I just want to point out.
1: I DID use Flash for a whole year before writing this review, so don't you call me a dumbass! Usually I get a ton of angry faic reactions whenever I post a low scoring review on a high rated submission like this one, even if the author doesn't really deserve it, so if you're one of those people, just know that I have my blam pass!
2: The opening scene was very long and could probably be trimmed down. Generally you should avoid long cinematic opening scenes if the contents of your movie aren't very long, especially since this is in the SWF format, which cannot be skipped unlike a traditional video on Windows Media Player.
3: The visuals don't really age well. Personally I'm more of a brush tool person and I don't tend to overuse gradients as much, but it just doesn't look as good in HD. If you have a CRT monitor, I really recommend you use that to .
Other than that, this movie was and still is a great way to get new users to not blam everything, even if the opposite is also a problem, which means stay away from LegendaryFrog.
Also fun fact: An actual @AnalSpelunker696 was created weeks after this released, and yes, no flash. Or reviews.